Would the Dalish do yoga?

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So I have Equal love installed and romanced Morrigan with my female Cousland, but for some reason Wynne and Alistair think she’s with him? I haven’t even flirted with him as Cousland???

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keelychu:

we all have that one friend who is probably secretly a magical girl.

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I love how this post is like “Oh, clean up some of the nastiest, hard to clean shit with coke!” but doesn’t mention “Hey, you actually ingest this stuff that can clean CORRODED CAR BATTERIES.”

Uhg.

Heyyy this is because when you put carbon dioxide to make the carbonated water, you get carbonic acid. Carbonic acid varies in how much the pH is, especially in the different coke products. Strong enough to dissolve rust but not steel or any of the metals mentioned here.

But here’s the thing, carbonic acid is not one of the 6 strong acids. You know what is one of those? Hydrocholric acid. You know where you naturally secrete hydrocholric acid? Your stomach. Hydrochloric acid is some nasty stuff and WILL eat away at a screw if allowed to soak long enough. If you ever got just drop of a diluted solution on your skin in chem lab, then you can see where that would happen very easily.

The stronger acid wins. Your tummy is fine when you drink coke. Your tummy makes acid strong enough to fuck that corroded battery up. It can handle a can of coke. Please don’t swallow a screw or something to test this tho, please.

thank you science side of tumblr <3

Seriously. You could probably do all of these with lemon juice (citric acid) or vinegar (ethanoic, or acetic, acid) just because acids work in pretty similar ways. Actually, when you see people recommending vinegar as a household cleaner? This is what it’s doing!

Also, as someone who has accidentally inhaled hydrochloric acid fumes, TRUST ME, THE CARBONIC ACID IS MUCH BETTER.

Every time I see a hysterical post on modern food I just kinda point and laugh

Because dude. Dude.  You know what you breathe in and out every fucking second to survive? Oxygen. An incredibly corrosive gas that is probably responsible for more deaths across the history of the planet than anything else. Not only that, it’s a biproduct of photosynthesis. You literally rely on plant excretions to survive

Do you know what most of your body is made up of? Water. Which, given enough time, will destroy anything.

That morning coffee you like? Well shit, caffeine - lifeblood to many - is actually an incredibly potent nerve toxin (If you’re an insect). Plants actually produce that shit as an insecticide.

That refreshing zing from citrus?  Acid.  That juicy smack of a tomato? Acid and cadmium.  That tart in an apple? Arsenic.  That seasoning you put all over your fish and chips? Acid strong enough to destroy seashells - life that has evolved to survive living in a salt-drenched sea.

Stop being a tit and drink your damned coke.

EVERYTHING. IS. CHEMICALS.

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p-alindrome:

let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick

  1. it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
  2. i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"  she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT 
  3. i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway
  4. IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK 

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connorkawaii:

i dont know about you guys, but there’s something about a man in a hood. who carries a knife in his jumper sleeve. who mysteriously loses a number of family members to a secret order. who assassinates like hundreds of people and can climb up a tower in 5 mintues and can jump into a haystack without breaking a bone in his body theres just something about that kind of guy am i right ladies am I right

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still one of my favorite photosets ever

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VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

Reblogging this for my art history class this semester

buwhahaha

The art historian in me had to reblog this.

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i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

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Braeden + 4.03 Muted

Braeden + 4.03 Muted

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http://storyhoard.tumblr.com/post/92900651887/nate-shepard-does-not-dance-in-public-not

storyhoard:

Nate Shepard does not dance.

In public.

Not unless it’s the kind of worst-kept-secret underground club that’s capped on one end by a neon bar that glows too bright and serves drinks mixed with fruit and technicolor rainbows, on the other by an elaborate sound booth where the DJ reigns like…

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tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

"What the fuck did you just say about me…"

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Ughhhhh. Movies and TV shows centered around small town life really need to just stop idealizing everything.

otherwolves:

Chronicles of a Bee-Obsessed Inquisitor Pt. 1 feat. Solas and Adaar - Plan Bee

Has this been done yet, or…

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