nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

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chieflachief:

get rekt

chieflachief:

get rekt

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shoulderkeyroyalty:

legolas-the-house-elf:

fuks:

holy f

IVE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT

I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ANF MY PARENTS RAN UPSTAIRS THINKING I GOT HURT DNDBJSJDBT

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shprd:

so is chieflachief the first to do Parks and Inquisition, because I really love this and I now have about 70 notes to myself on what to get my ass in gear on and actually draw. what’s most important: if we’re sticking with Ron Swanson = Blackwall, what’s on his pyramid of greatness?

ps vivienne and dorian can’t actually look happy here cause they’re total ~frenemies~ so u know, viv ready to light a bitch on fire

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quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

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itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

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booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

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i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was

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leela-summers:

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x
Part 3: x
Part 4: x

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alienagecounselor:

fuck

this is everything

friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me: oh really like what
friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me: whoa that really is kinky
me internally: weak
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animationfanatic:

I’m pretty sure Hiccup is the Steve Irwin of dragons

Hiccup: whoaaa, see that dragon there? That’s a skrill! One of the most deadly dragons, they say one shock is enough to kill you…

Hiccup:

Hiccup:…

Hiccup: I’m gonna touch it

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frednought:

Still playing around with qun!Quisitor ideas.  Started out as a genderbent version of the male concept qunari from the DA2 race concepts, then for some reason I thought “Pirate qunari?  Pirate qunari!” and then spent 171017073 years regretting my decision to paint fabric textures and failing to fix all the proportion errors

End result is that I’m kind of satisfied with some aspects and UTTERLY MORTIFIED at others but I cannot work on it anymore ahahaaha :-|

Tbh I’ll probably have no idea what my Inquisitor will look like until I actually sit down with the CC for 3 hours, but I feel relatively safe assuming that Adaar will be some sort of mercenary and that I shall give her as much piratey swag as the game allows >B)

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